Whatever froots your loops2/25/2023 ![]() ![]() Alas, the Rabbit soldiers on, perhaps merely satisfied to have any purpose at all, even if it is entirely futile. It’s not unlike when I asked for a promotion and my boss at BuzzFood, a popular food blog, laughed in my face and pointed out my inability to meet the weekly deadline for our Keto Korner column. He tries so desperately to taste the cereal he hawks, but is continually thwarted by cruel children and their arbitrary “Trix are for kids” rule. As I gaze at the Silly Rabbit on the box, I yearn to feel an ounce of his ambition. This colorful cereal boasts natural fruit flavors like Lemony Yellow™, Orangey Orange™ and Grapity Purple™. ![]()
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